10 Easy steps to help women who lack any talent, become famous

1. Find, attract, and date/sleep with a professional ball player, musician/actor/comedian or other world famous person.
2. Make a sex tape w/ famous person (from step 1).
3. Have a friend write or call the tabloids and tell them that there is a sex tape (from step 2) of a famous person (from step 1), with some random chick.
4. Make sure your friend tells the tabloids (from step 3) that they have no ties to you, since you are the random chick in the sex tape (from step 2) with the famous person (from step 1).
5. Have your friend who doesn't know you (from step 4) secure monetary gain from the tabloids (from step 3) for the sex tape (from step 2) of you and the famous person (from step 1).
6. Obtain the money (from step 5) that your friend (from step 4) got from the tabloids (from step 3) for the sex tape (from step 2) of you and the famous person (from step 1).
7. Once the tabloids (from step 3) have released the sex tape (from step 2) containing you and the famous person (from step 1), tell the tabloids (from step 3) that the sex tape (from step 2) is a tape of the famous person (from step 1) and you. Your legal name.
8. Accept all offers for interviews from other tabloids, radio stations, news stations, and other possible media outlets to discuss the sex tape (from step 2) of you and the famous person (from step 1).
9. Sit back and let your sex tape skills do the talking- err, moaning, slurping, gurgling, sucking, position changing, for you.
10. Sign your first contract for your own reality show and viola! You've arrived.